There are Scottish Brownies and
other folks Brownies.
Scottish Brownies usually work at
night. They ask for nothing in return, but are grateful
for a wee bowl of creamy milk and perhaps a few oatcakes
(unless there's a fish supper, a can of lager or possibly
a wee Malt).
Brownies are invisible, hairy brown
creatures who become attached to people and places. They
can be so affy nice that they have been known to move
with families who flit.
But don't offer to pay them, 'cos
they will get affy upset and bugger off forever.
Robert Louis Stevenson attributed
the ideas for some of his stories, including Dr. Jekyll
and Mr. Hyde, to Brownies who whispered to him as he slept.
But there are other, less pleasant
Brownies:
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Girl Guide Brownie
Little human-like female
creatures in brown outfits adorned with badly sewn-on
embroidered badges.
Prone to blackmail under
the guise of Bob-A-Job !
Here is a Brownie from the
Sultanate of Brunei and her promise. Be afraid,
be very afraid !!
| I promise I will do my best; |
| To do my duty to Allah |
| To serve His Majesty the Sultan |
| and Yang Dipertuan Negara Brunei Darussalam and |
| help other people and To keep the Brownie Guide Law. |
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The Brown Nose Brownie
Dwarf-like creatures, male, hideously
ugly, with big pointed ears, sparse wispy white
hair, long hooked nose, lots of warts, teeth like
a hundred year old piranha and breath like a badger's
bum.
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The Brownie Graveyard
Where most Brownies end their days.
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