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electronic bagpipes
Electronic Bagpipes

O.K..... so this wasn't actually invented by the Scots (thank God), but by a chap called Arias Fernandez, an American whose Scottish roots aren't easily discernible.

The invention was patented in 2001 and FirstFoot waits with bated breath to see if it will take off.