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Lunatico pictured watching his players in the shower

Speculation was mounting last night that P R Lunatico, the Italian Manager of Europe's dirtiest club, Fourth Lanark, would be approached for the post of Scotland manager.

There is a growing bandwagon to appoint a foreign coach and Lunatico's achievements at Fourth Lanark are seen as an example of the advanced continental thinking required to take Scotland to the top flight of international football.

An anonymous source at SFA headquarters, Jim Farry, told FirstFoot "Lunatico is undoubtedly and without prevarication or other questions or stalling tactics, the very embodiment of the kind of original thinker who could advance and drive in a forward direction the future of Scottish football".

Farry continued "As far back as I can remember and recall, Scotland have possessed and owned in abundance, and also had lots of, strong and robust players of the footballing kind. With a manager like Lunatico, we would play to our strengths i.e. dirty".

P R Lunatico was unavailable for comment. A spokesman for the club confirmed that he was doing a tour of Russian prisons looking for new players.