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After
his stunning debut display for promotion candidates Fourth
Lanark, the much travelled former Serie D star Francisco Muchobelli
seems set to invoke a clause in his contract which allows
him to move on, without any transfer fee, to any club prepared
to offer him a better menu.
Enraged
manager PR Lunatico is refusing to accept that his biggest
signing so far may be on his way before the tomato sauce is
even dry on his contract.
"Muchobelli
is still a Fourth Lanark player. Until my Chairman tells me
uzzer-wize, 'ee is also a fat, greedy bastard 'oo can sign
for Rangers or Celtic if they weesh to continue their policy
of signing overweight and overpaid stars."
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Steve
Archibald, the former Aberdeen, Tottenham Hotspur, Barcelona
and Scotland star had absolutely nothing to do with this story
and was unavailable for comment at the time of writing.
It
is understood, however, that there are currently several players
of dubious ability and origin now plying their bank accounts
in the Scottish game and the petulant antics of Muchobelli,
with his Smoked Salmon Carbonara attitudes, can only serve
to alienate their like from the Pie and Bovril grass roots
level of the true fan.
Dundee
manager, Ivano Bonnetti, is a jolly nice and terribly handsome
chap though, and my missus would definitely shag him.
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