It's tough being a foot soldier in this man's army. The years of endless torture, travel and tears that come with signing up - is it worth it?

You bet your bonnie bunnet it is!

Who wants to go to bloody Germany anyway? It's duller than a two hour Jimmy Hill video on a bus ride to Bognor. No thanks matey.

"Que sera, sera, whatever will be, will be........we beat them at Wem..bley, que sera, sera...."