Memorabilia 4 u - Autographs and Signed Photos
Web firstfoot
Shot in the foot
scotland-isnae-shite.com
Scotland's balloons
Prussian Blue
We conquer the USA
World Champions
Poofy Fox
Expnses Row
Scottish Politics Survey
Wooden Spoon Win
Cathcart by-election
Ruthless Politicians
A slice of history
The rule changes
I'll be there .... mebbe
Brilliant!!
MacRae Inquiry
Year-end results
Privatising Parly
Musings
Threat to democracy
"A historic event"
MI6 move to Glasgow
The Wark Report
Snouts & the trough
Olympics 2012
Calton Hill
The Frazier Report
A do can Scotland
Tartan Teflon Teletubby
Parliament cost rises
Set Tasers to stun
British benefits
Kidnapped by the Beeb
Fat bastards
Weegie Signs
Euro2004 Winners
Leadership election
New Legislation
First Minister's Diary
  Sewel Motions
  Scotland rejoices
  Jack & John & Henry
  School Drug Tests
  Buckhaven ballsup
  Mutually Assured Destruction
  Year end report
  Smoking gun
  Rugger is revolting
  New technology
  Dr. Fitch
  Voting changes
  Outsourcing deal
  Mildred
  Edinburgh Fringe
  Festival stampede
  Start again
  No more lies
  Four more years
  Sexy Celts
  New Cabinet
  Dog Fuck
  OUCH
  SHITE war
  Elections explained
  RtP needs cash
  Jack's War
  Obituary Notice
  Financial results
  Bad Beer Guide
  Crown evidence
  Population decline
  fcuk Scotland
  White powder scare
  Capital fires
  Arts budget increases
  Hedgehog cull
  News Archive 2002
 
  News Archive 2000
   

 

 

To complement our Scottish Dictionary, we are pleased to introduce the first chapter of the Weegie Sign Language Dictionary.

Compiled courtesy of a £2m grant from our good pal Shagger, the dictionary will be released in 52 editions, each timed to coincide with our occasional periods of sobriety.

To counterbalance accusations of Weegiephobia, we will also be releasing Embra, Dundee, Furrybootstoon and Inversnecky editions. Persons who are still dissatisfied are urged to see the 14th insertion in this first edition.

Chapter One - Useful everyday signs
 
Ah'm gonnae pick a bogey an eat it
Ah'm gonnae wipe this bogey oan ma shurt
Ah'm gonnae wipe this bogey oan your shurt
Get yer tits oot for the lads
Fuck me a huvnae hudd a bath for a month
Yerr a wanker
Yerr a bampot
Yerr a arse bandit
Ah'm gonnae grab yerr baws
An cut them aff
You talkin tae me?
Ah'm aff furr a buckie
Ah'm aff fur a fush supper
Fuck aff ya nosy bastard
Get tae fuck
Naw, no way yerr gettin a gammy