FirstFoot.com is Scotland's humour site. Taking ourselves seriously is not what we do best.

Within this site you will find articles on Scottish news and politics, Scottish history and culture, Scottish football, Scotland's genealogy, Scottish joke of the day and Scottish quotations.

And none of it is serious. OK, we told a lie, there is one serious page.

And after you've consumed all of that, there is always Uncle CJ, the sage of Govan, our very own Scottish agony aunt.

We also have a comprehensive dictionary of Scottish slang, a database of Scottish proverbs, articles on Bad Scottish Pop Music and Good Scottish Pop Music, Scottish Parliamentary reports, Great Scotsmen and Great Scots Women and the Scottish inventions that didn't quite hit the spot.

There is also Scotland's most irreverent community discussion board, ecards from Scotland, and Paw Broon, once the manager of the Scottish national football team and now a respected commentator.